Carsonisms Part III Several of my readers have requested that I publish more Carsonisms.  So, here we go. You are welcome to quote them to impress your friends, or if you are a man at a bar, you can use them to pick-up chicks when all else fails, either way, I would appreciate author acknowledgement.  However, they are published and protected by U.S. copyright law, and cannot be used in any publication wi Read More

My brain now has stored inside it’s mellifluous but infinite tangle of neurons, at least four books that I could write for your reading or audio pleasure. But please, don’t ask me to do an interpretive dance: That would require more drinking, then of course, there’s that stability issue that enters the scene. One is non-fiction, and could teach you something, but at the same time, make yo Read More

“Hi Carson, how’re you doing?  I walked next to this other doctor who was also a specialist. “I’m doing fine Dave. Just enjoying a fine weekend at work, curing disease and pestilence.” He walked slowly it seemed, and I had to slow my pace down so he could catch up as we walked down the hallway.  The nurses at the other side of the hospital needed me to help them with someone who w Read More

I needed to go to the beach bar, the Guinness was beckoning my taste buds.  Not only that, I had a feeling I needed to be there.  I’m not sure why, but ever since I met the old man, I have learned to trust my senses or premonitions, or whatever they were, then, act on them. “Hey Carson.  Good to see you,” said Sam the bartender. “Hard to stay away, Sam. I think you know what I Read More

Of the throngs of readers who enjoy my unpredictable, humorous, sexy and thought- provoking blogs, I am sure at least two or three of you have been anxiously awaiting my decision on when it is safe to use the “R” word.  Or more specifically, will S.R. Carson finally create a real middle name rather than the letter R that was assigned him by his parents at birth?  After all, who goes through l Read More

This is different than my usual blog pieces, in that it will be tasty, not that my other contributions were not tasteful with tasty words, this blog will make your palate happy!  I have not endorsed any product in the past here, but this is an important exception: this endorsement is for a good product, made by a good man, to make your BBQ meat and veggies much tastier. This is Commando Daves BBG R Read More

Before the old man could enter, they frisked him, looking for weapons and contra-band and also, he passed through a metal detector, however, the metal detector let out an alarm and they stopped him from going any farther, although just outside the detector, Ollie quickly picked up his trusty cane to steady himself. “I’m sorry sir, but you’ve got something metallic on your body and we must confisca Read More

Sometimes great opportunities or experiences are presented to you when you least expect them, and this happened to me Saturday, February 9, 2024.  I was invited to attend the George Washington Birthday, Annual Dinner of the Military Order of the Purple Heart, Chapter 423. That itself, is rare honor, but in addition, the Commander of the chapter wanted me to speak to the group and also sign copies that he Read More

Biology and Coming Full Circle He was about 81 or 82, I don’t remember, and was tall, thin and a distinguished-looking man.  He was sent to my office by his primary for a consultation regarding his medical condition. This of course, will not be discussed here. After I analyzed his CT scans and showed them to him and his wife, and gave him a thorough exam, subsequently explaining my plan of treatment, Read More